Spam on toast!

You can't truly understand just how maddening spam is until you've worked in the sex industry. How frustrating it is when you really, honestly do have to use words like "sex toys" "jack-off" or "my penis hurts after a big session" in an email?

Time and time again, my emails get sent to people's spam folders. And then... we can't even get a real spam filter, because we (obviously) need to receive sex-related emails, and if we get a filter, it'll filter those out! So it's just delete delete delete. If only there was a special filter for people like us.

Until then, there's this. Enjoy!

Smooches,

Eden